This is the legend of the Pug Mug. Every morning of the week the Pug Mug houses a tepid cup of unnaturally strong coffee. The road to Los Angeles was long and tortuous, hitchhiking across the country, battling harsh weather, Scientologists, alcoholism, and forbidden love. All the Pug Mug seeks now is relaxation. And relax, it shall. Next to the fishtank. On my desk. At work.